ME: Chicopee. In the weeund. Tay-tay.
NICK: Say it again.
ME: Chicopee. In the weeund. Tay-tay.
NICK: Again.
ME: Chicopee. In the weeund. Tay-tay.
NICK: That’s so crazy! Who say that?
ME: Nell. She’s one of the hill people. She’s just a normal girl but the townspeople think she’s feral.
NICK: Is she real?
ME: No. She was played by Jodi Foster.
NICK: Is she dead?
ME: No. She’s in a movie.
NICK: Can I watch it?
ME: No.
NICK: Say it again.
ME: Here, I’ll teach it to you. Chicopee…
NICK: Chico-pee-pee.
ME: No, come on. Take this seriously. Chicopee.
NICK: Chicopee…
ME: In the weeund.
NICK: In the wind.
ME: Weeund…
NICK: Weeund.
ME: Tay-tay.
NICK: Poo-poo.
ME: No. Come on. Say it right.
NICK: You say it.
ME: Chicopee. In the weeund. Tay-tay.
NICK: HAHAHAHA! DAD YOU ARE CRACKING ME OUT!
David Lee White 
“Is she dead?”
CMU (cracks me up).