This is exactly what the in-store muzac at my local supermarket sounds like –
“Boop boop shoop shoop! Who put the moop moop in the bow bow dippy dippy boooooow!
“That was DIPPY DIPPY MOW MOW by the Dippies! Attention shopper! Welcome to Shop-Rite! You’re a shopper who loves to shop! And shopping shoppers at Shop-rite love deals for shopping! Deals and shoppers and Shop-rite make good shopping, shoppers! You are a shopper! Shopping and deals today, money shopper equals SAVINGS! Special deals for shoppers you want while you shop! At Shop-rite, deals and savings and DEALS for shopping make shoppers and deals happy, Shop-rite shopper deals! SAVINGS!
“Enjoy being a shopper! Now let’s listen to MOP MOP DIDDY MOP by the Mops!”