Hello, there! Delightful to see you. Please sit down. Can I get you something to drink? No? Please let me know if you’d like anything. I’m sure you’re here because you’re wondering what, exactly, I’m up to professionally over the next several months.
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SEPT – DEC 2016 – I’ll be teaching classes at Drexel University once again. If you’re in Philly, give me a buzz. Unless I’m teaching. Then I won’t pick up because that’s rude.
SEPT 30th – I’ll be returning to Pittsburgh to perform PANTHER HOLLOW at Point Park College! If you’re a Point Park student, faculty or staff, come out and join me!
JAN TBA – There will be a reading of FESTIAL QUARTET with Writer’s Theatre of New Jersey. Exact date to be determined.
JAN/FEB TBA – I’ll be performing PANTHER HOLLOW in Lower Bucks County, sponsored by the Penndel Center Health Agency. Exact date and venue to be determined.
FEB 8-11 – I’ll be part of a panel for the program “When Memoir Moves On Stage” for the Association of Writers and Writing Programs Conference in Washington, DC.
MARCH TBA – Presenting a reading of my play WAYS TO BE HAPPY at Writers Theatre of New Jersey. Exact date to be determined.
MAY 4th-21st – Production of my play FIXED at Passage Theatre! Formerly entitled SANISM, this play was commissioned by Passage and the New Jersey Peforming Arts Center as part of their Stage Exchange Program.
JUNE 24th – A one night only reading of the musical THE ANGRY GRAMMARIAN! I wrote the book and Jeffery Barg wrote the music. It will be at the Pulley & Buttonhole Theatre Company in Jenkintown, PA
Okay. That’s it. You can go now. Hello? Where did you…hello?