NICK: Mommy? Daddy? I’m gonna tell you a secret.
ALLISON: What is it?
NICK: I own this whole park.
ME: Wow. You own the entire Magic Kingdom?
NICK: Uh-huh.
ME: For how long?
NICK: Sixty years.
ME: Get outta here! When did you buy it?
NICK: Sixty years ago.
ME: Well, that was a stupid question on my part.
ALLISON: It was, kinda.
ME: Where did you get the money to buy it?
NICK: Grampa.
ALLISON: I hope you gave him a job, at least.
NICK: He runs the whole thing.
ME: He does?
NICK: Uh-huh. Grumps runs it and Georgie 1 and Georgie 2 fix everything.
ME: What do you do?
NICK: I clean the park and set off the fireworks.
ALLISON: So Grumps runs everything, Georgie 1 and Georgie 2 fix everything. You clean the park and set off the fireworks.
NICK: Uh-huh. AND EVERYONE EATS LUNCH WITH THEIR SHIRT OFF!
David Lee White 