CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT THEME PARK MANAGEMENT

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NICK: Mommy? Daddy? I’m gonna tell you a secret.

ALLISON: What is it?

NICK: I own this whole park.

ME: Wow. You own the entire Magic Kingdom?

NICK: Uh-huh.

ME: For how long?

NICK: Sixty years.

ME: Get outta here! When did you buy it?

NICK: Sixty years ago.

ME: Well, that was a stupid question on my part.

ALLISON: It was, kinda.

ME: Where did you get the money to buy it?

NICK: Grampa.

ALLISON: I hope you gave him a job, at least.

NICK: He runs the whole thing.

ME: He does?

NICK: Uh-huh. Grumps runs it and Georgie 1 and Georgie 2 fix everything.

ME: What do you do?

NICK: I clean the park and set off the fireworks.

ALLISON: So Grumps runs everything, Georgie 1 and Georgie 2 fix everything. You clean the park and set off the fireworks.

NICK: Uh-huh. AND EVERYONE EATS LUNCH WITH THEIR SHIRT OFF!

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