CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

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ME: Knock, knock.

NICK: Who’s there?

ME: Dwayne.

NICK: Dwayne who?

ME: Dwayne the bathtub! I’m dwowning!

NICK: HANG ON I GONNA GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU OUT OF THE TUB AND RESCUE YOU AND SAVE THE DAY!!!

ME: Excellent. Want me to teach you another one?

NICK: Uh-huh.

ME: Knock, knock.

NICK: Who’s there?

ME: Water.

NICK: Water who?

ME: Water you doing in there? Okay, now you do that one to me.

NICK: Knock, knock. Who’s there?

ME: No. Just say “knock, knock.”

NICK: Who’s there?

ME: No, you’re doing it wrong. Just say “knock, knock.”

NICK: Knock, knock.

ME: Who’s there? Now you say “Water.”

NICK: Water.

ME: Water who?

NICK: THERE’S WATER EVERYWHERE AND I STUCK IN THE TUB IN THE DRAIN AND I NEED HELP! HELP! I IN THE DRAIN AND GETTING SUCKED DOWN INTO THE PIPES! INTO THE PIPES!

Me: Outstanding. Nice work.

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