NICK: Oh, daddy. You’re an old man.
ALLISON: Nick. Stop saying that. Your father is not old.
NICK: I’m sorry daddy.
ME: That’s okay.
NICK: You’re not old. You’re kind.
ME: Thank you.
NICK: Kind of old.
NICK: Where are we going?
ALLISON: We thought we’d get some frozen yogurt at Yogurtland.
NICK: If we go to Yogurtland, do we have to catch a bus in the parking lot to get there?
ME: HAHAHAHA! I get it! That’s good, buddy! Do you see what he did? He’s talking about Yogurtland like it’s Disney World!
ALLISON: Oh! HAHAHAHA!
ME: Hey! If we go to Yogurtland, are there yogurt rides???
ALLISON: Yeah! Is the tram made of chocolate??
ME: Right! And are there characters dressed up like yogurt???
ALLISON: HAHA! Is there a yogurt hotel for us to stay at???
ME: Hey, buddy! Tell us what Yogurtland is like!!!
NICK: Sorry, guys. End of discussion.