CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK IN WHICH HE’S A LITTLE TOO CLEVER FOR HIS OWN GOOD

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1.

NICK: Oh, daddy. You’re an old man.

ALLISON: Nick. Stop saying that. Your father is not old.

NICK: I’m sorry daddy.

ME: That’s okay.

NICK: You’re not old. You’re kind.

ME: Thank you.

NICK: Kind of old.

2.

NICK: Where are we going?

ALLISON: We thought we’d get some frozen yogurt at Yogurtland.

NICK: If we go to Yogurtland, do we have to catch a bus in the parking lot to get there?

ALLISON: What?

ME: HAHAHAHA! I get it! That’s good, buddy! Do you see what he did? He’s talking about Yogurtland like it’s Disney World!

ALLISON: Oh! HAHAHAHA!

ME: Hey! If we go to Yogurtland, are there yogurt rides???

ALLISON: Yeah! Is the tram made of chocolate??

ME: Right! And are there characters dressed up like yogurt???

ALLISON: HAHA! Is there a yogurt hotel for us to stay at???

ME: Hey, buddy! Tell us what Yogurtland is like!!!

NICK: Sorry, guys. End of discussion.

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