CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT…UMMM… HELL IF I KNOW

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NICK: Tell about your day to me, daddy.

ME: Okay, well I went to the library and prepared for my class. Then I got some writing done. What did you do at school?

NICK: I saw poo-poo carrying a suitcase.

ME: What?

NICK: I did, daddy. I saw poo-poo carrying a suitcase at school.

ME: Okay. This is not appropriate dinner conversation. You did not see poo-poo carrying a suitcase.

NICK: Yes I did, dad. Yes, I did.

ME: Nick, come on. Did you play with your friends?

NICK: Yes.

ME: Michael?

NICK: No.

ME: Angela?

NICK: No.

ME: Who did you play with?

NICK: Poo-poo carrying a suitcase.

ME: Nick, I know you’ve already told mommy what you did but I’m really interested in knowing what you did at school. Now I told you what I did. Will you tell me what you did at school?

NICK: Yes.

ME: Did you have story circle today?

NICK: Yes.

ME: Did you get to turn the pages of the book?

NICK: Yes.

ME: What was the book about?

NICK: Poo-poo carrying a suitcase.

ME: *sigh* I guess you’re just not going to tell me.

NICK: I will, daddy! I will. I will! Ask me who I played with again.

ME: Who did you play with?

NICK: Michael and Angela and Poo-poo carrying a suitcase.

ME: Okay. Where did this come from? There is no such thing as poo-poo with a suitcase!

NICK: Yes there is.

ME: No! Why would poo-poo have a suitcase?

NICK: It has to go someplace.

ME: Poo-poo doesn’t go anyplace. It’s poo-poo. It’s doesn’t do human things.

NICK: Yes it does.

ME: No. It doesn’t. You did not see poo-poo carrying a suitcase.

NICK: Yes I did.

ME: Hey, did you go to speech therapy today?

NICK: Yes.

ME: What sounds did you work on?

NICK: FFFF! FFFFF!

ME: That’s great!

NICK: Daddy, ask me what else I worked on.

ME: No.

NICK: Yes. Ask me, daddy.

ME: I’m not going to.

NICK: Why?

ME: You’re going to say “poo-poo carrying a suitcase.”

NICK: No, I won’t. Ask me.

ME: Yes, you will.

NICK: NO I WON’T!

ME: Nick…

NICK: ASK ME, DADDY!

ME: *sigh* What else did you work on?

NICK: POO-POO CARRYING A SUITCASE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

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