NICK: Dad?
ME: Yes.
NICK: Pretend you’re a T-Rex.
ME: Okay.
NICK: And I’m a T-Rex.
ME: Okay. What are you doing, T-Rex?
NICK: Eating dinosaur meat.
ME: Yeah? From where?
NICK: A Triceratops.
ME: Where did you find it?
NICK: At the watering hole.
ME: So you just starting eating him?
NICK: Yeah.
ME: What are you gonna have for dessert?
NICK: Chocolate custard.
ME: Ah.
NICK: Dad?
ME: Yes.
NICK: Now I’m Batman.
ME: Okay.
NICK: And you’re Robin.
ME: Okay.
NICK: What are you doing Robin?
ME: Eating dinosaur meat.
NICK: Ugh. That’s disgusting.
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