CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT DINOSAUR MEAT

NICK: Dad?

ME: Yes.

NICK: Pretend you’re a T-Rex.

ME: Okay.

NICK: And I’m a T-Rex.

ME: Okay. What are you doing, T-Rex?

NICK: Eating dinosaur meat.

ME: Yeah? From where?

NICK: A Triceratops.

ME: Where did you find it?

NICK: At the watering hole.

ME: So you just starting eating him?

NICK: Yeah.

ME: What are you gonna have for dessert?

NICK: Chocolate custard.

ME: Ah.

NICK: Dad?

ME: Yes.

NICK: Now I’m Batman.

ME: Okay.

NICK: And you’re Robin.

ME: Okay.

NICK: What are you doing Robin?

ME: Eating dinosaur meat.

NICK: Ugh. That’s disgusting.