ME: Yes. Ow! Why are you squeezing my head??
NICK: (whispering) Daaaaaddddyyyy…
ME: Seriously, that hurts.
NICK: (whispering) I’m going to chop…offffff…yoooouuuuurrrr…heeeaaad!
ME: You’re going to chop off my head?
NICK: Yes! (slowly and quietly) Want to know why?
NICK: I have a head collection.
ME: You do?
NICK: Yes! And I will chop off your head and paint your body. Then I will chop off my own head and paint my own body. Then I will put my head on your body and your head on my body!
ALLISON: What are you guys doing?
NICK: I HAVE A HEAD COLLECTION!
ALLISON: You can’t have a head collection. There’s no room. Daddy has too many books.
One thought on “CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT THE MOST TERRIFYING THING HE’S EVER SAID TO ME”