NICK: Mom?
ALLISON: Yes?
NICK: Is Easter coming?
ALLISON: Yes. It’s this Sunday.
NICK: Can we do something on Easter?
ALLISON: Sure. What do you want to do?
NICK: Shake my booty.
ALLISON: You want to shake your booty?
NICK: Yeah. I want to shake my booty at you and then you shake your booty at daddy and then daddy shakes his booty at me.
ALLISON: It’s kind of rude to shake your booty AT people. Maybe we could just all shake our booties at the same time but not AT one another.
NICK: Can we do that mom?
ALLISON: Yep. We’ll all shake our booties.
NICK: On Easter?
ALLISON: Sure. Jesus will love that.
David Lee White 