So my request for questions to ask Nick had HUGE results. At least a half dozen if not MORE. It seems you need help with your love life, home repair, dog training, real estate, digestion issues, etc…. And you’re willing to take advice from a four year old.
Now, I can’t promise that Nick will answer every question. Usually, he controls the conversation and I just listen. But I was able to ask him a couple of things tonight and I think he had some good ideas.
From Jim C in Illinois “Nick, when we take our dog, Lucy, on a walk she ALWAYS barks at the other dogs we meet. It makes her seem very unfriendly and she’s not. Does Nick have any advice about how to keep her from barking?”
Me: So what do you think?
Nick: Well… you just have to pull over to the side.
Me: Pull over to the side?
Nick: Uh-huh. And that way you hide. You pick up your puppy and hide.
Me: Away from the other puppies.
Nick: Uh-huh.
Me: But how do you teach a puppy not to bark at other dogs? That way you don’t have to hide them.
Nick: Well it’s not a hot dog. You can’t eat it.
Me: No, that’s true.
Nick: You can’t put a leash on a hot dog.
Me: It would slide right off.
Nick: WOOF! WOOF!
Me: What’s that song you and mommy always sing?
Nick: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WOOF! WOOF!
From Jenny S, “Dear Nick, I’m a comedian and I need to write more jokes. But I can’t find anything funny to write about. What should I do? What makes you laugh? Sincerely, Not as funny as I thought”
Me: So what are your favorite jokes?
Nick: Knock, knock, who’s there?
Me: Um… I don’t know.
Nick: Door.
Me: Door who?
Nick: There’s a door in the bathtub? How it get in the bathtub? Knock knock, who’s there?
Me: I don’t know.
Nick: Baloney sandwich.
Me: Baloney sandwich who?
Nick: Baloney sandwich? WHAT??? JUST EAT IT! Knock, knock who’s there?
Me: I don’t know.
Nick: Door in the bathtub AGAIN! Knock, knock, who’s there?
Me: I don’t know.
Nick: Purse.
Me: Purse who?
Nick: PURSE, PURSE, I HAVE A HOT DOG IN MY PURSE! WOOF, WOOF!
David Lee White 