CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK – Nick answers more of your questions

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Nick took a break from swimming, riding his big wheel, squirting trees with a spray bottle and refusing to eat pizza in order to answer some more of your questions. Let’s dive right in, shall we?

STEVE W from Pittsburgh asks: “Hey, Nick. My stomach is really touchy. What foods should I avoid?”

Nick: Well don’t eat cherries outside.

Me: Why not?

Nick: Only eat cherries inside.

Me: Okay. Why?

Nick: Because cherries inside are washed. Cherries outside can’t be washed. Unless it rains on them. But then you just have to wait.

Me: And what happens if you eat the cherries from outside?

Nick: You get sick, daddy. *Cough*

Me: And how –

Nick: COUGH COUGH COUGH

Me: And how do you –

Nick: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH!

Me: You okay?

Nick: Yes. I just ‘tending.

Me: Okay. So what do you do if you get sick?

Nick: Well first you think “I gonna kill that cough!” But then sometimes another cough comes.

Me: So what do you do?

Nick: You just sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.

Laura B from Spring, TX asks “I need Nick’s thoughts on several topics, but the first is what should a person do if a cat pees on the floor?”

Nick: Ewww!

Me: Do you seriously expect me to think you find that gross? Your three favorite things are trucks, cats and pee.

Nick: Why the cat pee on the floor?

Me: I don’t know. But what you should do if a cat pees on the floor?

Nick: Get OxiClean.*

Me: I’m sorry, what?

Nick: OxiClean.

Me: How do you know OxiClean?

Nick: From the commercial. You get the vacuum and you clean it with OxiClean and the cat says MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!

*OxiClean was created in 1997 and is a household cleaner marketed by Church & Dwight who acquired it from Orange Glo International in 2006. You may remember the product from infomercials starring Billy Mays (1958-2009, RIP). OxiClean comes in many different variations including OxiClean MaxForce Spray, OxiClean Power Paks, OxiClean Triple Power Stain Fighter, and OxiClean Baby Stain Soaker

 

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