CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT GEORGIE 1 AND GEORGIE 2

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NICK: My little brother is driving me crazy!

ALLISON: You don’t have a little brother.

NICK: I have a little brother. Yes I do, mom.

ME: What’s your little brother’s name?

NICK: Georgie.

ALLISON: Georgie?

NICK: He’s driving me crazy!

ME: What is he doing that’s driving you crazy?

NICK: He keeps saying “poo poo” all the time!

ALLISON: No, that’s you that does that.

NICK: No, it’s Georgie and the other Georgie.

ME: There’s another Georgie?

NICK: Georgie One and Georgie Two.

ME: And they’re both driving you crazy.

NICK: Uh-huh. They look alike. And they’re stuck together.

ME: You mean that literally? Like they’re actually stuck together?

NICK: Cause I glued them together.

ME: Well no wonder they’re so ill-tempered. How do you get them apart?

NICK: Sticky water. (accidentally knocks over a glass of water)

ME: Oh, geez.

NICK: I’m sorry!

ALLISON: It’s okay. Let me get some towels…

NICK: IT WAS GEORGIE ONE AND GEORGIE TWO!

ALLISON: Okay… it was just an accident. Not a big deal. But let’s not blame it on…on…on…

ME: Our other children?

NICK: GEORGIE ONE AND GEORGIE TWO! THEY’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

 

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