NICK: My little brother is driving me crazy!
ALLISON: You don’t have a little brother.
NICK: I have a little brother. Yes I do, mom.
ME: What’s your little brother’s name?
NICK: He’s driving me crazy!
ME: What is he doing that’s driving you crazy?
NICK: He keeps saying “poo poo” all the time!
ALLISON: No, that’s you that does that.
NICK: No, it’s Georgie and the other Georgie.
ME: There’s another Georgie?
NICK: Georgie One and Georgie Two.
ME: And they’re both driving you crazy.
NICK: Uh-huh. They look alike. And they’re stuck together.
ME: You mean that literally? Like they’re actually stuck together?
NICK: Cause I glued them together.
ME: Well no wonder they’re so ill-tempered. How do you get them apart?
NICK: Sticky water. (accidentally knocks over a glass of water)
ME: Oh, geez.
NICK: I’m sorry!
ALLISON: It’s okay. Let me get some towels…
NICK: IT WAS GEORGIE ONE AND GEORGIE TWO!
ALLISON: Okay… it was just an accident. Not a big deal. But let’s not blame it on…on…on…
ME: Our other children?
NICK: GEORGIE ONE AND GEORGIE TWO! THEY’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!