NICK: OW! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
ME: What’s wrong??? What’s wrong????
NICK: WHERE’S MOMMY?
ME: She’s at work, buddy. What happened?
NICK: I SLIPPED AND FELL!
ME: What hurts?
NICK: I FELL ON MY SIDE AND HURT MY FOOD BONE!
ME: Your food bone?
NICK: Yes, daddy, yes.
ME: Looks okay. Not even a bruise. But I’m sorry, I know it hurts when you whack yourself like that.
NICK: It’s my food bone.
ME: Actually, Nick, there’s no such thing as a food bone.
NICK: It’s the food bone! It’s right here! And when you put food in your mouth it goes down and down and down. And then it goes through the food bone! But it can’t get through if you hurt your food bone! Then the food can’t dissolve and go into your stomach! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!