ME: What do you want for breakfast, bud?
NICK: Soap pie.
ME: What?
NICK: Soap pie. With dinosaur meat.
ME: Soap pie with dinosaur meat?
NICK: Why do you always repeat what I say??? *sigh*
ME: How do you make soap pie with dinosaur meat?
NICK: First, you have to cook the bacon.
ME: How do you do that?
NICK: First, you swallow the bacon, then you pour hot water in your mouth so that it goes into your pipes and cooks the bacon.
ME: Okay. How do you get the bacon out of your stomach?
NICK: You spit it out into the the TV.
ME: Right. So you swallow bacon, then pour hot water down your throat to cook the bacon, then spit the cooked bacon out INTO the television.
NICK: YES!
ME: But…wait… where does the soap come in? And the dinosaur meat?
NICK: DAD! DO I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING!!!!
David Lee White 