NICK: I thought of a monster.
NICK: It’s a pumpkin. With no legs.
ME: How does he get around?
NICK: He hops. Also, he scares people.
ME: What does he do to scare them?
NICK: HE THROWS SPIDERS IN THEIR EYES!
ME: My God. That’s terrifying. A pumpkin that hops everywhere and throws spiders in people’s eyes.
ME: Where does he live?
NICK: HE LIVES IN A POOP TOILET!
ME: I like this game. Let’s think up some more monsters.
NICK: No, I’m done.
ME: Remember a few weeks ago when you thought up that monster?
NICK: What monster?
ME: The pumpkin that threw spiders in people’s eyes. Remember that?
ME: Well, I think we should think of some more monsters.
NICK: I’m so tired. I just want to take a nap.
ME: No, wake up and let’s think of some monsters so I can put it on my blog.
NICK: This is boring.
ME: Okay, I’ll start. I’m thinking of a monster that has four eyes. Now you go.
NICK: And he has a butt on his head.
ME: That’s awesome. What else?
NICK: Nothing else. Just a butt on his head.
ME: Okay. Now I’m thinking of a monster… and he’s made out of french fries. You love french fries! What else is wrong with him?
NICK: He has a butt on his head.
ME: We already did that. What else?
NICK: He has a butt on his head but he poops from where his old butt used to be.
ME: You’re not trying very hard.
NICK: I’m tired.
ME: Okay, let’s think of a monster that doesn’t have anything wrong with his butt. This monster’s name is “Normal Butt Man.” He doesn’t have a butt on his head. There’s nothing unusual about his butt. Tell me something else about him.
NICK: He lives in a house.
NICK: That looks like a head.
NICK: And it has a butt on it.