CONVERVATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT BATMAN

Happy 2015! For those of you new to the blog, this is where I write silly nonsense, overheard conversations or ten minute plays. Mostly, though, I chronicle the conversations that I’ve been having with my son Nicholas, who is now four and a half years old. This one happened tonight…

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NICK: COME ON, ROBIN!!!

ME: Where we going, Batman? IT’S TIME FOR YOUR BATH!

NICK: I KNOW! COME ON! WE HAVE TO FIGHT CRIME IN THE BATHROOM!

ME: Right behind you!

NICK: Okay. Ssssh! Be quiet, Robin. All the bad guys are here in the bathroom.

ME: Should we call Commissioner Gordon?

NICK: No. He’s not home.

ME: Where is he?

NICK: His grammy passed away.

ME: Oh… I’m so sorry to hear that.

NICK: She didn’t die. She just moved. She has a house underwater. But she doesn’t have any clothes or a bathing suit. So he’s taking clothes to her.

ME: Ah. So Commissioner Gordon is traveling underwater to bring a swimsuit to his naked grandma.

NICK: YES!

ME: So we shouldn’t bother him, then.

NICK: OKAY!

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