NICK: Daddy?
ME: Yes.
NICK: Talk about where you lived in St. Louis.
ME: Okay. Well… I actually lived in a town called Lake St. Louis. It was close to St. Louis.
NICK: Then where?
ME: Then I moved to Kansas City to go to college.
NICK; Then where?
ME: Then I went to grad school in Pittsburgh.
NICK: Then where?
ME: Then I moved to Chicago.
NICK; Then where?
ME: Then I moved here to New Jersey.
NICK: Daddy?
ME: Yes.
NICK: Did St. Louis blow up?
ME: No.
NICK: Did Chicago blow up?
ME: Nope.
NICK: Did Pittsburgh ever blow up?
ME: No. No place that I’ve ever lived has ever blown up.
NICK: Why?
ME: I dunno. Just lucky.
David Lee White 