SCENE: A restaurant. In public.
NICK’S GRAMPA: Happy Birthday, Dave!
NICK’S GRANDMA: Yes. Happy Birthday. I’m sure it will be a very good year.
ALLISON: Don’t you think he looks good for 48?
ME: Nice try. I’m 46.
NICK’S GRANDMA: Well here’s to a year of success and happiness!
NICK’S GRAMPA: Cheers!
ALLISON: Cheers!
NICK’S GRANDMA: Cheers!
NICK: HEY GUYS! KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE ARE JUST MEAT!
David Lee White 