CONVERSATIONS WITH NICK ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY

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SCENE: A restaurant. In public.

NICK’S GRAMPA: Happy Birthday, Dave!

NICK’S GRANDMA: Yes. Happy Birthday. I’m sure it will be a very good year.

ALLISON: Don’t you think he looks good for 48?

ME: Nice try. I’m 46.

NICK’S GRANDMA: Well here’s to a year of success and happiness!

NICK’S GRAMPA: Cheers!

ALLISON: Cheers!

NICK’S GRANDMA: Cheers!

NICK: HEY GUYS! KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE ARE JUST MEAT!

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